Post by Moon Seeker on Nov 11, 2007 10:54:19 GMT -5
IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Worthlessness, " or more commonly known as "NEGATIVITY. "
Some Symptoms:
a - Loss of direction
b - Lack of peace and joy
c - Depression or confusion in the mental component
d - Foul vocal emissions
e - Selfish, violent behavior
f - Amnesia of origin
g - Fearfulness
h - Rebellion
To correct this NEGATIVITY defect, the Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge. The Repair Technician, The Earth, our Mother, sometimes referred to as the Comforter, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. Repairs are free to the customer. The number to call for repair in all areas is: MED-ITA-TION
Once connected, please upload your burden of NEGATIVITY through the regularly scheduled maintenance procedure. Next, download ATUNEMENT from the Repair Technician, and welcome the Oneness of the Spirit into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the NEGATIVITY defect is, your Maker will replace it with:
a - Love
b - Joy
c - Peace
d - Kindness
e - Goodness
f - Faithfulness
g - Gentleness
h - Patience
i - Self Control
Please see the operating manual, commonly known as The Books of Wisdom, for further details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance technicians, the Great Spirit and Earth Mother, sometimes referred to as the original Creators. Repaired units need only make them welcome and they will take up residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without making these corrections voids the Manufacturer' s warranty, exposing the unit to many dangers and problems -- and will result in the human unit being stuck in a usually non-existent place.
*For Free emergency service, use the repair and maintenance line specified above (MED-ITA-TION) to call on the Creators 24/7.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Worthlessness, " or more commonly known as "NEGATIVITY. "
Some Symptoms:
a - Loss of direction
b - Lack of peace and joy
c - Depression or confusion in the mental component
d - Foul vocal emissions
e - Selfish, violent behavior
f - Amnesia of origin
g - Fearfulness
h - Rebellion
To correct this NEGATIVITY defect, the Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge. The Repair Technician, The Earth, our Mother, sometimes referred to as the Comforter, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. Repairs are free to the customer. The number to call for repair in all areas is: MED-ITA-TION
Once connected, please upload your burden of NEGATIVITY through the regularly scheduled maintenance procedure. Next, download ATUNEMENT from the Repair Technician, and welcome the Oneness of the Spirit into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the NEGATIVITY defect is, your Maker will replace it with:
a - Love
b - Joy
c - Peace
d - Kindness
e - Goodness
f - Faithfulness
g - Gentleness
h - Patience
i - Self Control
Please see the operating manual, commonly known as The Books of Wisdom, for further details on the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance technicians, the Great Spirit and Earth Mother, sometimes referred to as the original Creators. Repaired units need only make them welcome and they will take up residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without making these corrections voids the Manufacturer' s warranty, exposing the unit to many dangers and problems -- and will result in the human unit being stuck in a usually non-existent place.
*For Free emergency service, use the repair and maintenance line specified above (MED-ITA-TION) to call on the Creators 24/7.